The one. The only.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

2011-09-06T00:57:00.002+08:00

$10 USD with a simple click of a mouse....

2010-02-27T02:30:00.008+08:00

Hi guys!

Long time since i have updated. Anyway i have a lot of free time now since technically i am on break till July. I came across this site. It allows you to earn money at home with just simple clicks of your mouse.

Too good too be true?

Was my first thought..

But after a few random clicks here and there.... i got.... $60.

The banner below shows how much i have earned so far. It keeps going up btw. Haha.

muahahahaha....

So yeah i thought i should share this with the rest of you guys. Since most of us log in into Facebook everyday why not just earn some dough on the side, no harm done. =D

Very easy to register, just click either of the pictures above. Registering will take a minute at the most then click on the earning area on the top right. Click one of the links they provide you with,wait for the 60 second timer to count down. Four number should appear and an instruction will tell you which number to click. Click it and in goes $10 USD to your account.

ITS THAT EASY. ;)

have fun guys!

Justice the malaysian way..

2009-09-05T23:32:00.003+08:00

Case 1:

China housemate studying in KDU leaves the house to go to buy stuff in the shops near by and a patrol car stops him.

*translates the conversation into english*

Officer X: Hey! Where are you going?

Housemate: Going to the restaurant for dinner.

Officer X: Where are you from?

Housemate: China.

Officer X: Can i see your passport?

Housemate: Sorry i dont have it on me right now.

Officer X: Ok like this.. Either you follow me too the station now or we settle this "another way".

Housemate: HAR??? I have my student ID. You can call KDU and they can verify.

Officer X: No no no.. I wan your passport NOW!..

Housemate: How about you follow me home and i can take my passport and show you.

Officer X: So you want us take you too the station? How many time you want me too repeat my self??

Housemate: okokok.. *settles it another way*

and by another way i mean forking out whatever he had in his wallet and handing it over to the officer.

Case 2:

A friend is driving home late at night and overshoots a red light and gets stop by a patrol car.
Ill just fast-forward the conversation to the interesting part.

Officer Y: So how? you wan i write a ticket and do all the paper work or we just take the easy way?

Friend: Oklah.. *Checks wallet and notice he got no small notes only got rm50.* How much ?

Officer Y: How much you can?

Friend: Sir i got no change only got rm50 but i need some money too pump in petrol.. If not cant reach home..

Officer Y: Ok lah you give me 50 i go change for you.*walks to the patrol car too break the 50.*

After a few minutes....

Officer Y: Ok like this... There is 4 of us in the car.. Each of us take 10.. So heres your change. *Hands back Rm10*

WTF. like doing bussiness only.. oh well..

Not that im complaining

some times bribing does help..

Phone Mania...Over.

2009-05-09T16:57:00.006+08:00

Remember when i had a crush on the iPhone.?

Apparently, i was not alone. Soon i was seeing iPhone's EVERYWHERE.

However this did not make me feel left out.

Instead it make me change my mind about getting one.

I wanted something different, i didn't want too be another guy with an iPhone.

So................................ I got something else.

The Black Berry Storm...

About the same price of an iPhone. 1999+150x12

If i remember correctly the cheapest iPhone was.. 1900+200/300+100x12

Its great. Unlimited surfing time rocks.

The Apps store needs some improvement tho.. Not much choices like apple. But loving the touchsceen which actually moves in once u give it a little pressure.

Haunted room?

2009-05-08T01:30:00.010+08:00

OKAY I AM TOTALLY CREEP-ED OUT RIGHT NOW..

I was uhm.. doing some camwhoring too bore my self too sleep...

So yeah you caught me... ANYWAY... i was taking pictures of my self la..

And i was admiring how i can make my self look like a totally different person..

Me... Duh.. Can see the tattoos also..

Me also... Diff right?

Ok ok so actually i was playing with facewarp.... Anyway...

After i was done with facewarping...

i decided why not take a close up picture of my oh-so-beautifully-huge eyes...

Yes, i know i got one HUGE chicken pox scar there..and lotsa pimples.. but ignore that for now..

I thought i saw something in my right eye... So i go zoom...

TELL ME YOU SEE THAT !!....

LIKE A GUY WITH A BLACK FACE.... AND WHITE SHIRT?

WHAT THE F? I WAS LOOKING AT THE LENS OF MY CAMERA OH... SHOULDN'T THAT BE REFLECTED??!

OH... I ALSO SEE THE RIGHT EYE ALSO GOT SOMETHING.. BUT NOT AS CLEAR AS THE LEFT ONE....

For me.. looks abit like some lady in white with black hair and abit white face leaning/lying down on my bed.?

zzz...

oh mr and mrs ghost...u two couple is it... can give me toto number.? ><
>.< help.....

Great way to wake up....

2009-04-28T07:45:00.003+08:00

Its been pretty hectic this few weeks. I haven't really had much time to update..

For that i am truly sorry.

Plus my housemate kevin left Malaysia for good. So i was pretty lonely.

Then a new guy came in. He's from Saudi Arabia.

Anyway i just woke up...its around 7am now..and i just laughed my left nut off..

because....

バンダル says:
sorry

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
???

バンダル says:
r u wake?

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
yes i just woke up

バンダル says:
i need u

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
??

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
do what

バンダル says:
i found rat in bathroom. i can't inside bathroom

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

バンダル says:
looooool

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
alive or dead

バンダル says:
yes hhhhh

バンダル says:
live

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
im also scared =D~~

バンダル says:
ooooh

バンダル says:
ok

バンダル says:
whta can i do?

バンダル says:
what#

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
i dont know...hahaha..this house have lots of rats..

バンダル says:
omg

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
^_^::::

バンダル says:
wtf

バンダル says:
i need to go bathroom but i can't hhhh

ben ben --> 卢本军马克斯 says:
HAHAHA

Why chris brown beat rihana...

2009-04-15T18:09:00.001+08:00

Something too watch while I'm busy..

FOR SALE!

2009-04-12T00:06:00.008+08:00

I want an iphone so bad. =(

So I'm putting some stuff up for sale.

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FIRST.

My kidney.

I dont need two.With an iphone in my hands, ill gladly part with one.

SECOND...

Blood.

I am a strong healthy guy. I make tons of this. Why let it go too waste.

THIRD

Testicals.

Same concept as kidney. Who needs two balls anyway.. Ill survive with one. ;D

interested??
Leave a comment.

=P

X man origins: WOLVERINE | how i watched it before it was officially released.

2009-04-05T00:31:00.004+08:00

Today is the 5th of april, a good 30 days or so before the movie was to be officially released.

And i have already watched it.

No shit.

When i saw it on sale i was overjoyed.

Tested the first few seconds and saw it was watchable and not something taken from a video camera.

However after watching it at home...I have no idea what kinda version i watched.

why?

It felt weird the first few minutes when i saw them doing a back flip and i saw string attached to them. I thought maybe they missed something as it was not really that obvious.

Then it happened again. and again.

Then i saw actors change and when someone was kicked and had to land roughly i saw a mat on the floor.

All the stuffed that needed to be computerized like buildings falling apart and jets flying were all in grey colour and you could only make out its shape. Wtf.

I kinda feel like i wasted 10 bucks for this dvd.

Why is this non edited version even out?

Now i still have to go too the cinema so i know what the movie REALLY looks like but get no thrill because i already know the story. BLAH!!!!!

Another reason NOT TOO BUY FAKE DVDS.

the fast. the furious.

2009-04-03T18:47:00.003+08:00

Watched this movie yesterday and i think it was great.

Maybe even the best for fast and furious series.

Anyway...

I guess this movie takes place somewhere between the first movie and the third.

If your a fast and furious fan you will understand in the first minute or so of the movie.

Vin diesel fans will love this movie because instead of paul walker being the hero like the first and second movie. Now its him.

Nice ending. Nice storyline. I don't wanna be a spoiler so all i have to say is.. WATCH IT. ;)

Earth hour 2009 and life.

2009-03-30T19:09:00.011+08:00

How did i spend earth hour 2009?

The boss took me and the other coaches out for dinner in a restaurant near my place.
I cant remember what the name was, but it was a Brazilian restaurant and it was a buffet.

They serve you 12 different types of meat and by serve i mean they walk right up to your table and serve it to you and it just keeps coming and coming till you finally give up.

Could not get a picture of the waiters serving us the meat because they just moved so fast. =/

At 8.20, a waiter came over and asked if we would mind if they closed the lights at 8.30 for earth hour. We wanted to be a part of it so we said it won't be a problem.

They gave us a candle.

And at 8.30 they closed the lights.

And of course... The Damage. =P

So that was how i spent earth hour 2009. I think Malaysia did a lot better this year compared to last year. Last year i did not even know what earth hour was. This year everyone is talking about it. =P

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Anyway...

College is back.. Its my final semester and we have to work in the cafeteria. The sales target given to us is RM280,000. We gotta make that much money in 4 months..

Me and 2 other guys decided to set up a teppanyaki stall.

Our menu...

The hot plate,where the cooking is done.

And i just realised that cooking is fun.

but,

Preperation is not.

Peeling 2kg of onions to be cooked for 100 pax= not fun

Peeling 2kg of garlic to be cooked for 100 pax= not fun

Cooking the dish=fun

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Btw, too all computer geeks out there....

I keep getting the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.

whenever im playing games on my pc.

Anyone knows what is wrong ?

Its actually blue, not grey. Somehow my phone camera was in black and white mode.. hmmm..

Ideas anyone.?

A little under the weather...

2009-03-25T09:45:00.002+08:00

nothing life threatening =)

Would you do this ?

2009-03-19T18:53:00.004+08:00

True story of team Hyot.

Team Hoyt is a father (Dick Hoyt, b. ca. 1940) and son (Rick Hoyt, b. 1962) in Massachusetts who compete together in marathons, triathlons, and other athletic endeavors. Rick has cerebral palsy, caused by loss of oxygen to his brain at birth because his umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. Dick pulls him in a special boat as they swim, carries him in a special seat up front as they bike, and pushes him in a special wheelchair as they run.

Doctors told his parents that Rick would live in a vegatative state, but his parents, with the help of Tufts University engineers, recognized that his sense of humor indicated intelligence. At the age of 12, Rick was able to learn how to use a special computer to communicate using movements from his head. The first words he typed were, "Go Bruins!", and the family learned he was a sports fan. They entered their first race in 1977, a 5 mile benefit run for an injured lacrosse player who was a schoolmate of Rick's.

Dick is a retired Lieutenant Colonel in the Air National Guard. Rick earned a college degree from Boston University in special education, and now works at Boston College. They continue to compete in races, and are also motivational speakers.

As of August 31, 2008, Team Hoyt had participated in a total of 984 events, including 229 Triathlons (6 of which were Ironman competitions), 20 Duathlons, and 66 Marathons, including 26 Boston Marathons.[1] They have also biked and run across the USA, in 1992 — a 3,735 mile journey that took them 45 days.

When asked what one thing Rick wished he could give his father, his reply was "The thing I'd most like is that my dad would sit in the chair and I would push him once."

**Copied from wikipedia**

The song.

The story:

All hail... i am back. =D

2009-03-17T13:48:00.021+08:00

One super long post for all the days i was M.I.A. ;)

Been one hectic month with my classes and exams and work. All that is over and i have a 12 day break till my next semester.

Ill post up some pictures of food i did the past month, some cam whoring and stories some stupid stuff that happened.

Food

A dish which i made. Squid stuffed with spinach and cheese served with honey grilled sweet potato's and a spinach puree sauce.

Another one for the same class, Spicy chilly mussels with stir fried french beans.

and again, Roasted lamb rack with lamb ju(a sauce) with Mashed potato's and chocolate sauce and sauteed Romanian lettuce.

Some stuff we did for pastry classes. Forgot what it was called.

same thing here.

And for our Culinary Arts and Design ( CAD) our final project was to make a 2 sculptor our of Styrofoam ; One was to be a butter sculptor and one was to be painted.

We were divided into groups of 4. My group choose to do a parrot.
Way harder then everything else we have done before. Styrofoam is fragile and you need lot's of patience too work with it.

Roughly cutting out the shape of a parrot from a square block of Styrofoam.

The wings were made separately.

This is what the body looked like before it had the wings attached to it. =P

Finally we were half way there.After a layer of plaster the first was finally ready to be painted.

And the second was ready to be buttered up. ;D

Finally it was done. No more CAD classes !!

Damn bird.

Anyway

We got a chance to cook yuppies.

Damn these guys were fierce. They were snapping at anything that came too close.

Anyway we had some fun with them before dropping them into a pot of boiling soup.

So animal lovers/tree hugger's don't watch the video below. =/

CAMWHORING

At work while waiting for the next class to arrive.

Same here.

After work.

Ok. I don't want to appear too be vain so i'll stop here. =D~

Anyway...

Stupid story number 1

I was working, teaching the kids and i was teaching them how to get over their fear of the water by holding them and bring them for a short ride around the pool. I would the count too 3 and we would dip our heads into the water.

Half way through out the lesson one of the kids asked me, "Teacher, What is that white thing on your face?"

So i felt around... Then i felt something on the side of my face.

I took it and saw it was the BIGGEST LONGEST HARDEST piece of snot/mucus i have ever seen.

The next few minutes was a blur. I vaguely remember throwing it away. Cursing. Dipping my head in the water and scrubbing very hard.

Blahhh..

Stupid story number 2

After a work, I was really tired, I took a shower and slept immedietly after i was dry without putting anything on.

My Gf was still awake while i was sleeping and was next to the bed using the laptop.

A few hours later around 11pm, I woke up with a start and looked at my gf and the moment our eyes met, I rushed out of the room, went into the living room and stood infront of the door.

I think i was waiting for something as i was infront of the door for a good minute or so just stoning.

Suddenly i looked back and my gf walked into the living room and gave me a start.

Her:What are you doing here? Waiting for who?

Me:You la! You asked me to wait infront of the door at 6:15!

Her: I never said that. I didn't even say anything, suddenly u rushed out of the room!

Me: wtf.?.........

Her: And do you know that your not wearing anything?!"

Me: ..................

After that i went back to the room and slept again. Next day i woke up i asked her if last night really happened and she said yes.

So this was my first experience of sleep walking. I think i was sleep walking. But i was awake! Was i sleep walking? Hmmm..

Something to laugh at while i'm MIA

2009-03-11T09:17:00.002+08:00

Dear penis,

really funny stuff. =P

Hiakz

2009-03-09T16:22:00.003+08:00

SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING.

I have lots to update about.. I willlllllll update in a few days time. Its time for my finals so ive been really busy this past few weeks. =(

My last paper is on the 15th.. SO ill update then ;)

Engaged.

2009-02-17T10:40:00.003+08:00

ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

I am getting ENGAGED !

Date : 29th FEB 2009.

Time : 8pm

Venue: Still in progress.

All are invited.

Chefs have to be heartless.

2009-02-06T22:27:00.009+08:00

I have always had a problem with killing stuff. But normally if its already dead when given to me, I have no problem butchering it up.

A Good lobster dish needs the lobster to be as fresh as possible. So normally its still alive and just before cooking they drop it in a pot of boiling water. Yeah, heartless. So far i haven't had to do that yet.

We also deal with cute animals.

I actually had two of them as pets last year. -_-

What am i talking about.?

Well see for your self.

Don't be fooled. Its still half frozen and you cant really tell the difference . But its definitely not chicken. I wouldn't have a chicken as a pet even tho it layed golden eggs.

Anyway way. After soaking in running water to thaw it out... ........

Look familiar anyone.?

Sure?

Anyone can guess what it is?

Let me give you a clue..

Cute...
Furry..
A pet.
Small.

and taste like chicken.

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Yum..yum...

No lah , Even we are not THAT heartless..

but we sure are not far off.

Becomes....

Scary thing is. It actually taste good.

Rawr. !

So keep your rabbits away from me. ;)

Past few weeks.

2009-01-29T18:05:00.014+08:00

Been rotting slowly at home. Damn i hate holidays.

Anyway, Here are some stuff i did/saw/learnt the past few weeks.

Burnt turkey

Not really burnt, but the meat was dry.

You know how turkey comes with this plastic thing that pops out once the turkey is cooked?

Well the group doing the turkey did not know what it was for and threw it out while seasoning the turkey.
So when they put it in the oven and the chef said, " When the thing pops, take it out"
They waited for the turkey to pop. LIKE THATS EVER GOING TOO HAPPEN.
So they overcooked it. =D

Learnt how too bake my own bread.

Found out that POPPY seeds were used for presentation in bakery. Yeah, POPPY as in what opium is made from. It seems if you eat to much of the seeds you can get high.

and here is a random picture of a Norwegian Salmon we ended up butchering. =D

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I know i promised pictures of me...

training the kids... but its not easy you know.. Once i reach there... I gotta suit up and straight away get in the pool. The only free time i get to take pictures is when everything is over. =/

Ive been gone from the pool wayy to long. I forgot what chlorine does to you hair..

See? It gets all hard and tangled up.

My first few days at work i did not have a proper suit to wear so they borrowed me one.

I bought one for my self already. It cost around 140SG . Which is like rm300++ . EXPENSIVE.

But its really nice. Water hardly goes in. It keeps you warm and it kinda floats. So i can just lie there in the water.

Water hardly GOES IN or GOES out. So if you ever get you self a suit. DO NOT PEE. YOU WILL END UP SWIMMING WITH IT.

By the way, working in the water and hot sun at 8am-1pm = SUNBURN. I was wearing a full body suit so i did not worry. Only to find out my face was burnt too crisp . It now has two different tones of color.

Now when i go too college, everyone i know asks why am i so dark now.

I miss 12 hour classes. I hate staying at home doing nothing all day long.

3 more days till class starts. Blah~.

Just for laughs.

2009-01-23T20:57:00.001+08:00

Just for laughs. A parody of the song.

Today i played with HUGE Double D melons.

2009-01-21T20:26:00.017+08:00

Some random vandalism i saw in the toilet at KDU. Even the vandalism here is creative. =P

Anyway... today i played with MELONS. 2 HUGE DOUBLE D MELONS!

Big enough? Today i play one is BIGGER.

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Lame, Yea i know.

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Anyways..

Now i will ATTEMPT too teach you all how too carve a melon.

Get a melon.
Carve out half of the skin. Do not carve to deep . The surface should be white and no hints of red.
Insert a Satay stick/Skewer down the middle. The stick will act as your guide so you will always know which direction the center is.
Next, take a round metal cutter and push it through the middle. If you don't have one, be creative. Just make do with what you have around you, A cup or whatever. As long its a circle den should be okay.
Cut the outer layer of the circle with a small knife.
Make 16 edges. All should be even. Start with 4 edges.. then 8.. and finally you should get 16.
Now from each edge make a diamond shape. Keep doing it and you should get something like this.
Time for the hard part. Cut 2/3 of each diamond shape out. Your knife should be pointing upwards so that you get a clean cut.
Now we are almost done. This is what it should look from above.
Finally cut out a star from the center and you should get this.

Seriously not that hard to do. Do try it at home if you find your self with an unwanted melon .

Till next time.~

Who said you shouldn't play with food.?

2009-01-19T21:36:00.012+08:00

We in KDU play with food everyday.

Today we played with........ snails..

siput babi.

No lah. These are escargots. French delicacy oh. But really snails la.

Anyway.. the snails were cooked with some butter and ..............

I did not bother to take pictures of the end result because...

IT WAS SO GOOD. WHO KNEW SNAILS COULD TASTE THAT GOOD.

Anyway...

For commodity cooking we had to come up with our OWN recipe that MUST have rocket(arugula) and corn.

So i did some last minute research on the Internet and came up with a simple solution.

A salad.

So i did. Stuffed chicken and rocket and corn salad with strawberry vinaigrette.

It turned out pretty OK. Gerhard said my serving was way to big and that's about it.

Can't blame me for being generous. =p

I used 3 chicken breasts for this.

2 were flattened. stuffed.Joined together. breaded and deep fried.

1 was stuffed. rolled. baked.

If wanna learn just leave me a comment or email me la. ;D

The salad was...I dunno. I'm not a fan of rocket. So i did not taste it. But the vinaigrette was really good. Sour and sweet with a little hint of the balsamic vinegar and red wine vinegar.

Some other stuff my group did..

Pan seared Sea bass. He blended the rocket and corn to a sauce. Creative hor.
The brown brown thing on top is leak. Seriously.

This on the other hand was the only nice thing we did in international cooking today. Taiwan beef something.... Cant remember what it was...

The others were to plain and one looked like cat vomit, or so the chef said.

In CAD class today . We played around with papaya's , oranges and apples.

papaya was easy. much softer to cut then the other stuffed we've done before.

Apples was tough.

Oranges... Nothing much could be done but peel the skin and make a rose out of it.

No cut hands today. ;)

NY MODELING AGENTS IS A SCAM. COMFIRMED !

2009-01-18T17:12:00.004+08:00

Remember my post about me getting an audition with a NY modeling agency.?

I suspected it was a scam. So did a few others..

I first saw their ads on facebook and thought i might give it a try.
I got "selected".
But i never showed up. Too much risk lah.

After awhile i tried to visit their website which WAS www.nymodelingagents.com but it was closed.

I figured maybe they were having a downtime but it remained closed until now.
So i checked my comments and guess what..

REALLY A SCAM OH...

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I.Jazlan said...: What Julian say is truth. I meet those scams on 18 dec. I was appointed to be their photographer 2 week before the photo session which was schedule on 19 & 20 dec. They emailed to me on 14 dec telling that they arrived at Westin KL (with room no) and would like to met me the following day to see my work portfilo. I reply their email and call them several times but couldn't reach them. So I tought they were not interested on hiring me.
suddenly they call on 17 dec and within 2 hours they drop by to my studion and change the photo session date to 18 & 19 dec.

They promised there will be a total of 30 models. But only 6 of them turn up from penang, sabah and various states. Including 1 kids origin Ireland but stayed in Malaysia.

My team and I was told not to disscuss anything with their clients. Business ecthic.
But we did heard they had an argument with few models regarding their promised that the photographer and make up artist suppose to be from new york.

They handle it very well by producing our portfolios with various local and international artist photos.

Finally when the photo session end up on 19 dec, they only paid me 75% and they had collected full payment from all the talents.

2 days later we try to contact them but could not reach them. Finally the Ireland kid's mom (Mdm Asta) drop by in our studio. We explained and I did forward hiakz's blog, rinabusri blog and some other blogs related to them. Luckily I did take some of the agents photo and forward it as well.

The best part was even their website is GONE!!!
Pity to all those talents. Seems we don't have their contact no vice versa. We not sure wether they realise about this scam.

Guess how much they pay to these scammers?
Mdm Asta told me USD 1500.00 = RM 5700.00 roughly.

Hopefully the other talents happen to view this blog so that they knew regarding this matter. I'm helping Mdm Asta to make sure these scammers won't get away. We gonna spread out their photo through medias in New York assist by Mdm Asta's friend over there.

To all of you ladies and gentlement, please be very carefull and please share this information.

Thank you and very best of luck to all of you.

Regards,
I.J.
almaels@gmail.com; January 18, 2009 5:14 AM

So i emailed him asking for the photo's of the scammers and here we go;

Wow. I expected the con artist to be men. Such friendly faces they have.
I think if i attended, confirm + guarantee i would fall for it. It all looks pretty professional, till the moment you pay and then you never hear from them.

The Rise of the Lycans starts Jan 09

2009-01-15T10:22:00.001+08:00

I WANT TO GO.

NUFF SAID.

IVE NEVER RECEIVED ANYTHING FREE FROM NUFFNANG!!

FCC. Food,Carving & Camwhoring.

2009-01-14T21:00:00.019+08:00

Got my new student card today. HANDSOME? LIKE KOREAN/JAPANESE HOR.

Anyway... Today in school we did more cooking and carving.

Me camwhore-ing in the cafeteria when one of our classes was canceled and we had to lepak for three hours while waiting for the next class.

So here we go....

COMMODITY COOKING

My group working hard in the hottest kitchen in KDU . Sudden mind block cant remember the kitchen name.

Prawn Risotto .

Duck confetti with yam .

Sirloin with dhal & bak choy.

Salmon with Mixed vege.

and next we have....

CAD (CULINARY ARTS & DESIGN)

Today's lesson:

Pumpkin carving. When it comes too pumpkin that one thing that comes to your mind is....

Let me guess...

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This?

Well that was what i thought we would be doing today, but i was wrong.

Here's what real chefs do ;

Step 1: Get a pumpkin. Notice how its more green then orange? No wonder we don't have much of a Halloween here.

Step 2: get ready a Chefs knife and a Carving knife.

Step 3: Enroll into KDU college and learn how to carve out a sunflower. Remember to state down my name as your referer .

ANYWAY...

2 hours and lots of cut fingers later...

I finally get....

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Nice kan?

Ended class at 7pm again. 12 hour classes are slowly killing me. =(

But before i went home.......

CAMWHORE LAGI!

Food.

2009-01-13T04:32:00.015+08:00

My classes started today, And we have a very busy semester ahead of us.

Monday, 7am-7pm classes. Back to back.

Wednesday, 7am-7m classes. Back to back.

Thursday, Morning class.

Friday, Theory classes.

My group was pretty lucky to get a day off. Other groups have class the entire week.

So today was not that tough. The first 2 classes were just briefings and we were not thought any cooking.

Only on our 3rd class did we start cooking immediately.

COMMODITY COOKING.

Making lamb stock and tomato stew for the main dishes later.

The iron man, Mr Gerhard. He has fingers of steel. He flips over food that are frying with his fingers.

One of the Main courses..

Orang putih version of satay.

Grilled scallops soup ?

Grilled fish fillet with olive rice and sauteed cherry tomato. And some rocket on top.

The lamb loin from one of the pictures above. Marinated with Dijon mustard then some sauteed spinach placed on top and rolled into popiah skin. Sauce was made with the lamb stock + whipping cream + herbs.

Mr Gerhard commenting on the food.

After this class was over, we rushed too our class class of the day.

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CULINARY ARTS & DESIGN. (CAD)

Today we were doing.... Carved Vegetables.

Finally got to do a class where we could sit down.

Anyway....

Weapons of choice.

The victims of Torture.

After 2 hours of torturing the Vegetables....

We get...........

...

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Ta-Da ..

First.

Second.

Third.

A view of all Three.

Seriously not easy too do.

I accidentally cut my self when i wasn't concentrating.

We ended class exactly at 7pm. First time i was in college for 12 hours. =)

Sayangs, Darlings I'll miss you all.

2009-01-12T00:23:00.006+08:00

Hello my Darlings.

How are you doing.

If your not a first time reader of hiakz. Thank you for your loyalty.

Thank you my dear Sayangs if you are a first time reader, hope you'll be back in the near future.

Ill miss you all.

Lots of love,

xoxo

hiakz.

Blahs.

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2009-01-11T21:06:00.005+08:00

First day of the job, MAN KIDS ARE SCARY.

Ps: SEE MY EYE BAGS? I SLEPT 2 HOURS ONLY.

Coach Ben.

2009-01-11T03:12:00.007+08:00

Coach Ben.

Those were words i never thought i would ever hear .

This is how i got that name.

My dad came over to kl, Took me to a clinic for my flue/cough/fever combo and also to get my stitches removed. Imagine that, He flew all the way from Sarawak to take me to see a doctor.
Cool eh. I certainly don't feel my age right now.

When i was sending him off this tiny little add hanging on a lamp post caught my eye.

"PART TIME SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR WANTED"

I laughed and pointed it out to my dad, And he asked me to have a go at it.

So i called,

Me: Hi, My name is Reuben. I saw your add saying you are in need of a swimming instructor.

Stranger: Oh hi, I am Mr Lau . Yes we are still short of swimming instructors. Reuben can you swim?

Me: Uh...........Yeah *Sarcasticly*

Mr Lau: How many strokes do you swim?

Me: Uhm... All four.

Mr Lau: All four ? Great!.. Can you come by Selangor Polo Club in Kota Damansara around 5?

Me: Okay. Do i need to bring anything?

Mr Lau: Bring your swimming attire lah. So you can show us something.

Me: Sure no problem, See you then. Bye.

Mr Lau: Okay , Bye.

When i got there, It was quite a nice place. The pool is small. Barely 25 meters in length, Probably 10 meters or so in width. I saw a few guys in the water with full body suits training the kids and immediately i felt bad.

If i were to undress there and then, the kids would see my tattoos and probably one might even drown.

Surprisingly my dad said something about when the kids see my tattoos they will get scared and listen to me.

First time i heard a positive comment coming from my tattoos. =D

Anyway the Head Coach is a Singaporean lady, and the minute i entered she called me over and ask if i swam for Singapore because i was wearing a Singapore swimming team shirt.

I told her i was a Malaysian and i traded my shirt with them a few years back during a meet.

Then she asked what i was doing there and i told her Mr Lau called me for an interview for the swimming instructor post.

She seemed ecstatic that i was interested and she immediately shouted for Mr Lau to come over.

They asked me to do an I.M swim , which is Fly,Back,Breast and Free.
Suprisingly i still remember which comes first and what nots. So i did not humiliate my self.

After the swim. I was hired. They briefed me on this and that. Saying i need to have eyes on the back of my heads because kids can do stupid things.

Also they briefed me on how much i was too be payed.

RM 25 per hour.

The training sessions are 4 hours.

They even offered me a ride to and back from work so i do not have to waste rm14 on the cab every time. Yay !.

After that they took me too Mentari court and we had steamboat dinner.

Its amazing how one tray of chicken can dissapear in 10-15 seconds.

Anyway how often do you get belanja-ed by your boss before you even start working?

So i start tomoro.. 8-30am.. I'm so excited i cant sleep.

Starving.

2009-01-09T22:09:00.003+08:00

Trying to save money i bought some canned food.

Now its 10pm and i am feeling hungry so i cooked up some rice....

AND I CANT OPEN THE CANNED FOOD...

All i have in my house is this can opener which i have never ever seen.

I cant figure out how it is used. Help!

Here's a more up close look.

Any ideas guys?

Locked up.

2009-01-09T11:49:00.006+08:00

Now here is something you don't see happening everyday...

Getting your self locked in a room where the locking system is on the inside.

Just in case you don't get my drift...

Red circle indicates the side where you can lock your room. So if you were to lock it, It would be impossible to open it from the opposite end with out a key or some serious lock picking skills.

Back to the story, Getting locked OUT of your room, you see everyday. Getting locked IN your room... A whole different story.

Here's how it went. I was having one of my coughing fits and coughed up some serious phlegm, so i rush out of my room and in the process i misjudged my strength and yanked a LITTLE too hard on the door knob.

It practically came off.

Thinking it was something i could fix later on, I CLOSED the door.

Which later on i would come to realize was a very very wrong thing to do.

Few minutes later i tried fixing it and it just would not go in.

I pushed,banged,kicked,knocked, shoved, twisted it left right and it just refused to go back into shape.

So there i was stuck in my room. ...

I called my housemate and he was in school and said he would be back in an hour.

When he got back, he opened the door from the outside and together we finally got the damned knob in by twisting on the opposite end as well.

So there you go. This was how i locked my self IN my room.

BrB.

2009-01-08T21:47:00.003+08:00

I have been under the weather and from the looks of it i don't seem to be getting any better.

I think my fever is gone but the cough is still here. Taking a deep breath always ends up in me wheezing and having a coughing fit.

I actually saw blood in my phlegm or maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me.

When i do get better i will have some post up on. =)

10 things you dont want on your new year resolution list.

2009-01-06T14:13:00.001+08:00

1. Quit your job and wait for a dream career opportunity to present itself. Recession shmecession.
Reality check: Suck it up and hang on to your gig for now. Appease yourself by taking a class or picking up a hobby that will make your résumé stand out, like learning a foreign language or starting a blog.

2. Lose five pounds.
Reality check: Hot chicks like Jessica Biel, Beyoncé, and ScarJo are proof that toned and curvy is the new skinny.

3. Finally win back your ex-boyfriend.
Reality check: Move on. We give you permission to engage in some rebound relationship therapy.

4. Buy into all the latest trends.
Reality check: It’s okay to be a slave to fashion...just be a slave to cheap fashion, rather than dropping serious bank on each and every look. Kick yourself later for wearing it, but don’t kick yourself for blowing your paycheck on it.

5. Change your man.
Reality check: While some relationship tweaking is to be expected (hey, few guys are natural-born good kissers), if the words “fixer-upper” and “project” could describe your boyfriend, it’s time to get real.

6. Triple the number of friends you have on Facebook.
Reality check: Less time stalking your friends’ friends’ friends. More time catching up with buddies you actually care about.

7. Don’t eat any junk food.
Reality check: Cutting out all unhealthy food from your diet will most likely lead to binge eating, followed by intense guilt, by mid-January.

8. Watch less trashy TV.
Reality check: Zoning out and de-stressing for a bit every night with the help of good bad television is harmless.

9. Save more money.
Reality check: Let’s be honest. In this economy, we’re just happy to be able to pay our rent, gas, and credit card bill.

10. Keep your number down.
Reality check: Nothin’ wrong with notches on your bedpost, as long as you’re being safe.

New year Fire.

2009-01-01T23:24:00.007+08:00

Today was ... unexpected.

I was in Bintang Plaza ( a.k.a Parkson ) with my Mom and Sis, They were shopping for perfumes and new books for my sister.

My legs started aching so i told them ill be in coffee bean resting my legs .

Once i was at the main entrace where Coffee bean is located, I decided to have a smoke and then....

i saw it.

At first i thought it was a rain cloud because of its size.. Then i saw lots of people running towards it.

Being a typical Malaysian, I also felt the urge to be Kepo

so...

I followed the crowed to see whats going on.

Wooooooo... Fire !

Actually no fire to be seen yet , but lots of smoke.

And this was a closer shot..

And of course i have a video of it. =P

Half way shooting my HP ran out of juice. Sad because i was getting so close i was practically under the fire.

I was so excited i did not come to see what i was doing was actually quite dangerous.

Only after i saw some guys running out of the building then it hit me. If a gas pipe blew up there.. Maybe some debris will fall and if i kena how?

So i stopped trying to get closer too the action and left..

Surgery.

2008-12-29T23:26:00.015+08:00

Today was painful day for me.

Why? Because of a stupid decision i made a couple of years back,
Piercing my ears.

I did it to be different. I have always tried to be different then the people around me.
At that stage of my life, no one had pierced ears. So i did it. Secretly of course. BTW , i was only 13.

So 6 years later, I hardly ever wear earrings. Because if i use anything BUT gold, my ear would get all itchy and pus starts coming out.

Yeah, i have high class ears.

Also i always noticed there was a tiny lump in my ear lobe. I always though it was a pimple but after 6 years it never disappeared. 6 months ago it got all swollen and it was huge. It actually was the size of half a ping pong ball? Hurt a lot. I had trouble sleeping because i was/am still used to sleeping my my left side of my body.

Went to a doctor and found out i had a CYST in my earlobe.

Nothing serious but without surgery it will just keep swelling up and cause me more sleep loss.

So today i went and finally got it out!....

Reached the clinic around 11am... Got stuck in the waiting room for an hour or so.
I had no problem waiting tho, I wasn't looking forward to getting my ear cut open that much.

Torture chamber...

The surgeon getting ready...

The surgeon all ready.

Yeah shower cap.

Oh, My dad had a similar surgery done. Also removing a cyst but it was on his back.
He said, Not pain. Not long.

My case was slightly different;

He injected me on the ear once, AND it hurt.
I think he injected me a couple more times but i felt nothing at all.
I think he started cutting my ear open. Again i feel nothing. Just the stupid ''Snip,Snip" sound.
I start getting some feeling back in my ears, At first it was slightly uncomfortable. Then i think when he was stitching it back i could feel LOTS of pain, I could even remember warm liquid trickling down my neck. It was blood, LOTS of it.

Finally he was done, i think the whole thing took 20-30 minutes.

The nurse patching me up.

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BEFORE

AFTER

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Right after the surgery my ear was killing me and i did not feel like staying at home.
So i called up a friend and went fishing.

Caught some slimy yellow fish that looked like a puffer fish. So we decided to throw it back into the sea. Catch and release. !

But we were so into catching more fishes the puffer fished died . =(

When i got home, I smelt prawny and fishy so i rushed inside too shower.

I completely forgot i had a surgery done on me and only realised after i was drying my hair i accidently yanked on my ear.

It hurt so much and it started bleeding...
Wondering if i pulled out a stitch or two. =(

Why girls are "evil"...

2008-12-24T15:13:00.013+08:00

She put him out,
Like the burning end of a midnight cigarette,
She broke his heart,
He spent his whole life trying to forget.

We watched him drink his pain away,
A little bit at a time,
but he never could get drunk enough,
to get her off his mind,
Until the night.....

He put the bottle to his head a pulled the trigger,
He finally drank away her memory,
Life is short,
but this time it was bigger,
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees,

We found him with his face down in the pillow,
With a note that says I'll love her till i die,
And when we buried him beneath the willow,
The angels sang a whisky lullaby..

The rumors flew,
But nobody knew
How much she blamed herself,
For years and years
She tried to hide the wisky on her breath

She finally drank her pain away,
A little at a time,
But she never could get drunk enough,
To get him off her mind
Until the night....

She put the bottle to her head and pulled the trigger,
And finally drank away his memory,
Life is short but this time it was bigger,
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees..

We found her with her face down in the pillow,
Clinging to his picture for dear life,
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whisky lullaby..

Moral of the story: U should be able to guess already

A trip back to the home of my ancestors ..

2008-12-21T01:32:00.016+08:00

*WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS SOME CONTENT THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL FIND OFFENSIVE*

So if your an animal lover, Tree hugger or a hardcore Muslim , you might be a little disgusted.

Non Halal content. Tidak ditanggung halal.

So anyway, Being a kelabit most of us will get the chance to go back to where our fathers/mothers lived when they were young. I got my chance last week.

The last time i went back to my village/kampung was nearly 7 years ago.

Back then the only way there was only one way to get there and mind you it was not an easy way.

First you had to take a 1 hour trip by a small plane to the oh so famous Bario highlands.
Then you would have to walk 12 HOURS in the jungle. I remember my last trip and back then i was as fit and healthy as an ox because of all the swimming and yet i found that journey extremely tough.

Now 7 years later i doubt i would even survive .

However, now there is a logging road set up all the way to my village/kampung. Its called Long Dano btw.

Its a 12 hour drive from Miri town and i was glad i did not have to walk.

Oh how wrong i was.

After 9 hours it started to rain very very lightly... i wouldn't even call it drizzling .

And that is all i took to scare the living shit out of me.

I am not good with hights and the entire journey was wayyyyyyyyyyy up in the mountains on cliffs so steep, that if the car were to slip and fall.... well.... it would not be good.

Seriously we were so high i looked down i saw clouds.

SEE THE CLOUDS? or mist...

Anyway the small amount of rain was all it took to turn the dusty roads into slippery mud and we could not go a few meters without the car sliding . It was Tokyo drift all over the place.

Tokyo drift with clouds under you.

And my uncle the driver was no experienced drifter.

But praise the lord we reached safely.

my next few post will be on my trip ;)

First one..................

HUNTING.....

Ever wondered how it is done.?

I learnt a few ways....

Firstly they take out a truck and go out at night. There will be a spotter at the back of the truck with a extremely powerfull torch light? =p
He will shine the light on trees, on the groud...anywhere an animal might just be while the driver just drives down the road. Then if he sees the refection of an animals eyes he will knock the roof of the truck and the driver will stop and then he will go an try and get a shot.

Secondly, The use of dogs. Well trained hunting dogs are used. Normally 8-10 of them and they will track down an animal by its scent. Then the dogs will chase is down and and constantly bark and bite at the animal till it is all worn out. Then the hunter will either shoot it, or just stab it in the heart with a spear. Normally it will be the latter. Why waste bullets when the animal is no longer running, right?

The video below show you how we do it. Kelabit style. ;D

And the end product?

Enough meat for one very big meal.
We finished it all in the span of 24 hours. Seriously!

And these monkeys were shot down from the trees....at night... using the eye shining method that i explainded above.

Quite sad that the infant was also shot. Our theory was that it was hugging the mother and both were hit in one shot.

But it seems the meat is nice.......

I certainly don't think so.

Can lose you teeth trying to chew on it.Way to tough.

And after they removed the hair and i saw that they look like burnt humans i was not about too be a fan of monkey meat.

But still to be polite i ate some. xD

More on my next post. ;)

Original Prankster.

2008-12-09T08:52:00.003+08:00

I love too prank.

If you live with me, One day you sure get a heart attack and die one.

So far this is the only video i made of me trying out pranks....

But starting today i will try and document all of em.

WATCH THE VIDEO OKAY!

Hiakz is the new Ashton Kutcher in the making ;D

PS: If cant watch this video please let me know via chat box or comment. I'll host it up in you tube.

The noise......

2008-12-09T08:15:00.005+08:00

I was reading a book my dad bought for me in my room and i heard some weird noises coming from the kitchen.

So me and Danny went outside too see what was going on.

We were looking all around the kitchen and the sound seemed too be coming from the cupboard.

So climbed up, Opened it and............... Nothing inside...

BUT THE NOISE DID NOT STOP.

it sounded like something hard scraping against wood.. scraping and scraping..

Scrape..........

Scrape.............................

Scrape.......................................................

THEN WE SAW IT................

DAMN FAST LO.

The wood is like half an inch thick and it made the hole three times bigger in an hour.

If all the rats in my house ate wood as fast as this guy did.....

One day enough for them to finish of the entire cupboard eh?

PS: If anyone cant view the video please let me know via comment or chat box. Ill put it up in youtube.

[eCsTaSy]-8 visits KL!..

2008-12-09T07:06:00.018+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates.

A good friend of mine, Mr Danny Oii came over to KL and crashed at my place for the past week. So i was too busy having fun to update ;)

Haibu brother. Pose also the same.

Once a saint, always a saint, eh? =)

2 second before i shot this, danny said "BAO, CAN I LICK?"

They were too bored waiting for me while i was busy checking out tattoos at Black Cats.

Group shot.

Couple Shot.

Bodoh shot.

Left side all showing teeth... Right side "control Macho"

But next shot, Aih... Hiakz control macho king la. I never smile .

;)

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One word. Fuiyohhh... !!

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Two words. So smart! hahaha.. =P nice leh.

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Three words. I wanna shit.

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Four words. 200 Pounds of Beauty.

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Muka kena patuk ular..

Anyway, sorry bro for SNAKE-ING you SOOOOO MUCH. HAHAHA...

Sure you scared to visit me already .

But don worry, Next time you come... I let u snake me. ON?

Chill, no?

Tattoo yesterday.

2008-12-05T13:34:00.003+08:00

This is what happened yesterday..

*Enters shop*

Reuben: Sup bro.

Joshua: Eh bro.. What happen to you yesterday la...

Reuben: Huh? Nothing why?

Joshua: Why la you din come yesterday...

Reuben: Eh my appointment not today meh??

Joshua: Yesterday la bro.. I wait u whole day o..

Reuben: YESTERDAY MEH

Joshua: Yea la bro.. You stoned or wat..

Sad ...sad...sad...sad...sad...sad......
Josh manage to put me in on the 8th ... because im going back to Miri on the 9th..

Need to wait again .. Blah.

What could hurt more then 5 hours of tattoo-ing.

2008-11-30T23:57:00.005+08:00

The 30 seconds of hell you get when alcohol is sprayed on the tattoo to disinfect it.

Once they spray it, You wont feel much till about 5 seconds....

The tattoo artist ALWAYS warns you before he applies the alcohol that it WILL hurt.

And i have seen lots of people go like this:

*Alcohol sprayed*
Guy/Girl: Eh its not that bad, A little cold tho.
*5-10 seconds later*
Guy/Girl: WWWWWWWTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF

Some girls even start crying. I have even seen guys shed a tear or two. ;)

It actually hurts so much that you actually go speechless and your brain stops working for 30 seconds.

if cant see then watch from youtube..

BTW, Not me in the video.
But my turn will come soon, Exactly 72 hours and counting . ;)

Oh during my last session i found out when someone makes you laugh when your getting your tattoo done is not a good thing.

The story is like this..

Joshua could not figure out what colour a real rattle snake was so he asked Elton to search it up on the net while josh continued redoing the outline of my snake tat.

So he goggled "rattle snake tattoo"

Clicked images. And there was a picture of a rattle snake tattoo looking similar too mine. So he opened it just out of curiosity.

The more he looked the more he was convinced it was me in that picture so he asked me.
Eh Reuben, Is this you ka?

I took one glance at the screen and realised it was.

Lol. It seems arthur, My previous tattoo artist put it up in the net. So the picture was linked to his blog.. And the guys at the shop started to read Arthurs blog.

Then they came too one post about "Pontianak" (Some malay ghost)

It had a news paper clipping with this sentance in it and they read it out loud while josh was tattooing my chest...

"THE FLYING HEADLESS GHOST WAS SEEN WITH LONG HAIR"

I took a second to think about what was wrong with sentence, and then when it hit me i suddenly burst out laughing.

If by any chance you don't understand whats wrong with that sentence. ...........

No head=How to have hair.?

Anyway...

Lucky for me no serious damage was done....

Will post on my next session right after its done people! Ill be going to get it done on the 4th of December.

If you are free...

Come by Sunway Pyramid,Black Cats tattoo studio is located on the top floor of Asian avenue.

Till then, Ciaoz~ =))

Things that make your heart skip a beat.

2008-11-24T15:29:00.007+08:00

I woke up early today for my last paper, Catering french. Not sure what time my exam was so i decided to go at 7am.

Got up at 6.30. Got dressed.....

Then i looked around for my slippers. I am a slipper man. I have shoes.. But i wear slippers 99% of the time i go out. So when i found my slippers, They were wet.... So i had to settle with wearing shoes.

Now i decided since my exam was not going to take long...

I might as well not wear socks. Because not like my feet will stink after a mere hour or so sock-less , right?

Wrong.

I found my shoes/boots outside of my room on the shoe rack...

See so dusty.. Been ages since i worse them..

So i put one side on.. Fit just perfectly without any trouble.. Zipped it up and went on to put on the other side....

I got my foot 90% in and then it just felt wrong...

Something was touching my toes.

See red stuff=Something in my shoes.

Something was inside.

So i stone there for a few seconds, thinking...

First second...How could something get into my shoe? No one in the house messes with my stuff...
Second second...Is it rubbish? Again no one would throw rubbish in my shoe....I don't remember throwing anything inside also...
Third second..... impossible the "THING INSIDE" grow legs and walk up my shoe rack and into my boots.
Forth second.... Maybe really got legs.
Fifth second.... Nooooo...... It cant be.... alive?

Then the THING moved against my toes AND faster then i have ever moved in my ENTIRE life, i unzipped the shoe and kicked it up in the air.

Everything was in slow motion...

Shoe went flying to the right side of my room towards my bed...

Baby rat went flying left side...

WTF...

The next 10 seconds i spent jumping around shouting/screaming and cursing ...

So now the baby rat is hiding some where in my room. I can hear it right now.. Scratching on the wood of my cupboard.

My toes feel so............................weird after squeezing against a rat..for around 10 seconds...

Anyway....

Moral of the story...

Wear socks...

Back in Bussiness

2008-11-21T10:50:00.004+08:00

Remember how i said i was looking for a job?

I was really bored and sent some pictures of my self too http://nymodelingagents.com/

Just for fun really, I did not expect people like THEM to be interested.

Few days later.......

I get this..

Hi Reuben,

Thank you for your application. After reviewing your pics, we have decided
to call you for an Audition on Dec 13 2008 at 10:45am at the WESTIN HOTEL in
Kuala Lumpur, located at 199, Jalan Bukit Bintang . Make sure you bring
along some recent shots of yourself, or if you have a Portfolio, that
would be an asset. Make sure you do practice your Runway Walk and be
accompanied with a Parent if you a are under the age of 23 . Agents from
New York will be seeing you there. Please do reconfirm your attendance by
emailing us at confirmation@nymodelingagents.com and if the location or
dates does change, someone should call you or email u by Dec. 5, 2008. If
we do not receive your confirmation, your spot will be given to another
candidate.

Good Luck!

Connie Gervais
Senior Model Scout

NYMODELINGAGENTS.COM
228 Park Avenue West
NY 10003, USA

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Lol?

Now i have NEVER done modeling of any sort..

So i would not have a portfolio..
And neither do i know what a runway walk is.

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So i replied this ;

Hello,
If i do not have a portfolio or am not sure HOW a to do a runway walk, As this is my first time.
Would that be a problem?

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Few hours later.... I get a reply;

That is fine..... Bring in some recent pictures, and be confident. You will have top agents from New York viewing you.

So i wondering if this is legit.?

Any idea's guys?

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Closed.

2008-11-16T08:39:00.005+08:00

Wont be posting for the time being because of finals.

or maybe its an excuse because i just want some time to be alone ;)

Btw,Maybe you should consider letting go.

Was doing some cooking at home to make sure i have my shit straight for my up coming practical exam...

and i found 10 ways how NOT to make my samosa/sardine curry next week. =p

Oh Black Dog.

2008-11-15T17:26:00.003+08:00

Time will heal .

It may not be soon.. But one thing for certain ,
One day you will wake up and then realize that you are ok.
So in the meantime keep your self busy.
Spend time with friends.
Dota till the sun sets and rises again.

If you must run.
Then run.
But no matter how far you run it will still catch up to you.

Just don't do anything rash.
One Mr suicide is enough for our clan.
Two would just make it confusing.
Plus the name doesn't suit you.

Black dog suits you.
So stay black,
You stupid dog ;)

Mr emo. to you.

2008-11-15T16:39:00.002+08:00

I'm on the floor
counting one minute more
Noone to break the silence

Staring into the night
all alone but that's alright
It's the feeling deep inside I don't like

There is no excuse my friend
for breaking my heart
breaking my heart again
This is where our journey ends
Your breaking my heart again

Here in my bed
counting the words you've said
They linger in the shadows

Coming home late at night
drunk again but that's alright
It's the look in your eyes I don't like

There is no excuse my friend
for breaking my heart
breaking my heart again...

Puppy love.

2008-11-12T15:20:00.007+08:00

Puppy love. A whole different meaning.

2 dogs were seen on a busy road. One of them was knocked by a passing car and seriously
injured/dead.

The other dog would not leave its dear friends side despite all the cars passing by..

The sight of these two puppies brought traffic to a stand still. Curious by standers were watching with amazement as the puppy kept trying to move its dear friend to a more safer place.

Almost looks as tho the dog is hoping or asking for someone to help.

People were so touched by this scene they went and took photos ...

Heng this is not a black color dog..If black color..I know who knocked it.

Secret hideout.

2008-11-11T23:10:00.007+08:00

Was talking to the wise dr.wan the other day and i was a little down....
Suddenly the topic diverted and we ended up talking about tattoo's and i started smiling...

Then it hit me...

Talking about tattoos makes me happy! It gets me all hyped up talking about my future plans i would like to have done on me, about what they mean to me...It actually brings me to another realm where i feel no pain.. A realm where i can smile and for once..mean it.

Getting a tattoo done is painful.. But the pain actually calms me down. It slows my thoughts from a million over worries i have in this head of mine...Too only one.

"What will it look like?"
and sometimes....most of the time...........
"When will it end?"

Whenever i am at the studio.. I treasure those few hours i get to be alone free from all the troubles in the world..

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I just got back from the studio... Went to re-do my snake.. Just re did some lines so there not much too show...most of you wont even be able to tell the difference yet. So chill and wait for my next session when color is added!

While i was being tattooed.. Some guy asked me if Lining or Shading/Coloring was more painful..
Most people say lining hurts a lot more because the needle actually goes deeper.

For me...

BOTH ALSO PAIN.

I mean i scrape your skin with one needle .... or 10 needles.. No difference. BOTH ALSO PAIN.

Had fun in the studio.. When it was over.. And i took the cab to a restaurant near my place to eat...

While walking home..........Suddenly out of no where... There i was.. Hands in my pockets... walking.....With no one around but my shadow..

I felt so alone..

So i wondered....

Did i take a wrong turn?

Or am i better of this way.

and it goes downhill from there..

down......

down......

way downhill...

NOW YOU CAN CAN ME MR EMO.

Blah..

Btw i need a job. Really broke atm... a week or two from now...maybe ill be eating grass =((

Anyone have anything in store for me, Pleeeeeassee ?

Make sure its legal and pays well please ;D

Could not resist taking this picture. =P

Yes , we can.

2008-11-09T19:35:00.006+08:00

It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can. Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores
and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can. Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized;
women who reached for the ballots;
a President who chose the moon as our new frontier;
and a King who took us to the mountain-top and pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)

Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can. Si Se Puede
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)

We know the battle ahead will be long,
but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way,
nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.
We want change!
(We want change! We want change! We want change…)

We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics who will only grow louder and more dissonant.
We’ve been asked to pause for a reality check.
We’ve been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope. We want change!
(We want change! I want change! We want change! I want change…)

The hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA;
we will remember that there is something happening in America;
that we are not as divided as our politics suggests;
that we are one people;
we are one nation;
and together, we will begin the next great chapter in America’s story with three words that will ring from coast to coast;
from sea to shining sea - Yes. We. Can.
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)

Now i know why he won.

And he lost.

Kiwi Humour.

2008-11-09T14:31:00.005+08:00

Got this email from SOMEONE...

Cracked me up so hard....

A New Zealand man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam

in a cafe when an Aussie tourist
chewing gum, sat next to him.

The New Zealander politely
ignored the Australian, who,
never the less started up a conversation.

The Australian snapped his gum and said,
'You Kiwi folk eat the whole bread?'

The Kiwi frowned,
annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
and replied, 'Of course.'

The Australian blew a huge bubble. 'We don't.
In Australia , we only eat what's inside.
Then we collect the crusts, recycle  them,
and transformthem into croissants
and sell them to New Zealand .'

The Aussie had a smirk on his face.
The Kiwi listened in silence.The Aussie persisted.
'D'ya eat jam with the bread?'
Sighing, the Kiwi replied, 'Of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussie said,
'We don't.In Aussie, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers
in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell them to New Zealand .'

The Kiwi then asked,
'Do you have sex in Australia ?'

The Australian smiled and

said, 'Why of course we do.'

The New Zealander leaned closer to him and asked,
'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course.' says the Aussie.
'We don't, says the Kiwi. 'In New Zealand ,
 we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
and sell them to Australia .
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'

Scary Contact lenses.

2008-11-08T03:39:00.013+08:00

I have always loved the color red.
Everything i buy...I always try to get them in red.

But when it comes too contact lens....different story.

Whenever i see a shop selling contacts...I will ask...Do u have red color ones.?

And they never fail to give me this look..

-.-?

SO i googled it and found out there is actually a place in Malaysia that sells red contacts!
Somewhere in Seremban.... Im currently staying in PJ...and im quite new here...So i doubt ill be travelling to Seremban anytime soon just for the contacts... SO WHO CAN HELP ME BUY!!?!?

Not only contacts in red...But a whole lot of other crazy designs..

Pics below.

And also..I just found out ... Contact lens that make your eyes look bigger?

I dont know how they do it. But really look big.. Maybe I should get my self one of those...

On second thought..

Tattoos.

2008-11-07T12:23:00.005+08:00

Kevin (housemate) wanted to get a tattoo done. So i brought him to black cats tattoo studio where i got some of my tatts done.

Now normally people start with something small...
He started with a full sleave. Wtf. xD

It was kinda hard trying to finalize what he wanted done because none of the tattoo artist speak chinese.
But after a few hours of this and that he finally got what he wanted..

He got some Japanese Well Ghost. Its just some ghost that lurks around wells...
Only the outline was done. Next session will be shading and coloring. Joshua did his tatts.

Now some interesting conversation's that happened that day;

Kevin: Reuben you like my tattoo?

Reuben: No..I don't like ghost.

Kevin: People in Malaysia don't like ghost?

Joshua: Bro, Not only people in Malaysia...No one like ghost...

Reuben: Yea la..

Kevin: But some China people like ghost... They pray too ghost.. Have good ghost..and bad ghost..

Joshua: Yea bro...Good ghost...Casper right?

Reuben: hahaha..

Another one ....

Kevin: The moon what color u want make?

Joshua: A little black shading...maybe some other color...

Kevin: Black?! This world moon no black color!

Joshua: This world also got no ghost...

Anyway i actually went to get a portrait of Jesus done..but then decided not too... So Joshua will be repairing my snake next week. Adding colour...WOOOT...

Another post on food.

2008-11-06T13:53:00.002+08:00

Exams are coming up and classes are coming to an end..
Here is some stuff that i did last week.

Chicken mousse. Lol. Its minced up chicken with cream and gelatin to keep its shape.
Served cold.

Same thing...Different mold.

Next.... Marzipan. Its this dough made of grounded almonds and sugar, eggs and some colouring.
Almost like playing with plasticine but it hardens after being left in the open for a few hours. It gets as hard as rock and is normally used to decorate cakes...And yes it can be eaten.

Then we got bored and...........

Decided the alien pig needed company to cure its loneliness...so..

Okay..that's about it for stuff i did this week. Now for stuff i ate.

Found this restaurant that is not to far from my house... Roughly a five minute walk.

Seems this place is quite popular for its Pan Mee. and there are more outlets ...But the one i went to was in Uptown.

Quite nice place. Food is a little pricey.
But once i saw what they had on the menu...I knew i was going to be a happy happy man...
Why?

SARAWAK NOODLE FTW!

They have 3 types...
Normal...
With Soy sauce...
Or with Soy sauce and chili sauce. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

And its actually not bad!

Only thing is it cost rm6 per bowl..

Normally with rm6...i can get 3 bowls.. T_T

How smuggle cigerretes from langkawi.

2008-10-28T21:56:00.003+08:00

As you all know only 1 carton of cigarette's is allowed to be brought out of langkawi...

BTW , If you get caught...they just take back the cigarette's so no jail time =p
unless your smuggling like a whole truck full.?

We only bought 10.... Kevin would carry 5..and i would carry 5..

So this is how you do it.

Travel light. Bring a back pack... Less suspicious looking
Stuff ur back pack with 4 cartons.
Carry 1 carton by hand in a plastic bag.
When passing the customs.. Unless you are stopped...Continue walking...
Avoid eye contact...
Because u are carring one carton in hand already...They will assume u only bought one. ;D

So......... end product?

Enough ciggys to last me till next year.

Btw, if you do attempt this, Dont blame me if u get caught...

Food for thought.

2008-10-27T18:45:00.017+08:00

Some of you already know this, I am taking up culinary arts in KDU college.

I havent taken much photos of the stuff i've done. But here photos that i did end up taking..

First of was my pastry project. The making of a gingerbread house.
The idea was.. A group of four would make something out of gingerbread.
My class has 13 people so.. 4x3=12.. 3 groups in total and 1 would be left to do it by himself.

Guess who that lucky person was.

Anyway.. Since i was doing it alone... I decided not too get to ambitious and attempt something i could not handle. So i choose to do a glass window frame.

I roughly drew what i wanted on a piece of cupboard.. and this is what it looked like.

Later on i found out it was impossible to cut all that out so i ended up doing freehand on my gingerbread.

Making the dough was really easy. Some flour, eggs, ginger powder, some BAD ASS SMELLING POWER which has ammonia inside, some honey,sugar, and golden syrup.

When the dough was done i rolled it ...cut out the design i wanted... Put some sweets in the holes where i wanted the the glass windows to be.

.and bake it for about 15 mins... and its done.

Let it cool down for about 10 minutes till the sweets have turned hard...

All was done in the span of one hour...i had time to spare so i decide why not bake some walls, more windows...a roof...and then i get a full house....

I got as far as the roof and windows before time was up.. =p

Oh well..

Below are more picture of stuff i've done... Do enjoy.

Dwarf chicken... No actually its quail. =p

Mussels in cheese...and Mussels wrapped in salami...

Some other stuff.. That maybe the ladies would like..

So there..My first post on food ive done. =)

‘I’m Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic

2008-10-22T11:24:00.011+08:00

How?

I will explain towards the end of the post.

Trust me its worth it. You dont see a guy get his manhood chopped of every day. =)

Firstly, i would like to share on what exactly is this Silent Halloween.

It will be held in the Borneo Baruk Club in KL. A place i have yet to visit.... On 1st of november.
6pm-10pm..

The oh so wonderful Nokia along with our beloved Nuffnang came up with this great idea to organize a SILENT Halloween.

The people invited to go ARE required to bring you handphones along with headphones...

Why?

This party will be a silent. All the tracks will be given to you before the party and then you listen through your headphones during the entire party.

Which is a thing i am liking because i have never really been a fan of loud music..
How many times have you gone clubbing...receive a call and because of the music you cant hear shit on the other end.so you end up walking all the way outside and call back.
Find out its nothing important and then walk all the way back....

Now this is really something that got me all pumped up.. Most event i see and hear about never got me interested.. This on the other hand is something new.. Never in my entire life have i seen anything like this be done for halloween.
I would really like to see this event be a success and hope nokia along wit NN come up with more great ideas.

Now for the interesting part...

How exactly do i plan to go..

I came up with some pretty stupid ideas...

One of them was to go as a Gay James Bond.

I mean seeing the man that many men wish they were...Gay...that would be quite scary.

and for the ladies...

Seeing the man that many wished would sweep them of their feet and bringing them to bed...
Gay...that also would be scary..

But after awhile i decided against it.

So i brained stormed and finally thought of something that would not only be crazy..but also stupid...inhumane...stupid...and my manhood will go directly to hell after this.

But hey it just shows how badly i want to go.?
=p

So i decided to go as..... An asian version of Pete burns.?

Who is pete burns.?

Well long story short.

Well he is a GUY which looks like a little GIRL.

SCARY RIGHT.

See no boobs.? Told you he was a guy.

Im not a fan of him. But he does have some good songs =p

Now how do you turn this?

Picked the most macho picture i could find , ;D

Into this...?

First, Get a GF/mother/sister/aunty.. that know how to play around with makeup.

then you take a pair of siccors, blade , knife or axe..which ever that suits you..
And chop of your balls because after its over..you wont be needing them anymore..

Byebye man hood...

End product?

Tadaaa..

IF THIS DOESNT SCARE YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

=D

Ps:

I AM NOT GAY OR BISEXUAL. NEITHER DO I CROSS DRESS FOR THAT MATTER.

I MAY BE A LITTLE CRAZY AND STUPID THO.

I LIKE/LOVE WOMEN..REALLY I DO...

and if by a stroke of luck....i get chosen or wtv.... i MIGHT not show up as above. =P
Duno if my balls can shrink any smaller.

Troubled.

2008-10-14T20:30:00.003+08:00

The smile on my face is empty.
Deep inside i am troubled..
Could it be the past is back to haunt me?

When i was young and naive..
I couldn't handle being hurt,
I couldn't handle worrying about everything..
i couldn't handle life..
Countless times i took matters into my own hand..
I wanted it all to end..

It may be i was too scared,
or that it was just not meant to be..
No amount of pills was enough,
No amount of cuts were deep enough..

So i ran...

I put everything behind, I tried to start over..

I moved away from home,
Ran away from all the problems in life to start a new.
However no matter how far i run..
This depression manages to catch up..
Lately i have been thinking,
And when i think i start worrying.

I started putting on more fake smiles..
I tried to pretend that i was okay.
I worry enough...
I don't want others worrying about me..

Why do humans never feel satisfied..
I know there are others in far worse conditions then i am,
But why do i still want more out of life,
Why do complain and detest this life of mine..

One thing i am truly grateful for is the love of my family,
It may not be perfect but the love is as pure as it gets.
The only thing keeping me sane.

God, when i was younger.
Whenever something did not go as i wished..
I blamed you..
When i was going through rough times..
I blamed you..

Over the years, There were times when i was certain you did not exist.
And i stopped believing..
I stopped praying for help..
I cut you out of my life..

Then i remember going for this huge dinner party..
There were at least 500 people there.
The lucky draw grand prize was about to be named..
For of fun i said in my heart,
"God if your out there,Show me something"

When the last digit was called out..
that was when i started believing again.

Never have i doubted you again,
I kept faith of your existence,
I fear you and love you.

So here i am again,
If your listening and reading this..
Show me something..
Help me get through this..

Langkawi...

2008-10-07T17:02:00.018+08:00

Few days ago i left Pj...i left reality... too have a holiday with my housemate,Kevin from china.
It was not something we planned... He just suddenly asked me if i wanted to go.. And i said yes. So we went down to Pudu bus station, Got our selves two 11am bus tickets to kuala perlis for the next day.

I woke up at 8... Got ready...packed only one shirt and pants... thinking i would not be there for very long... Kevin woke up at 10.. -.-
I actually gave up hope that we would be going but we left the house at 10.20...found a taxi..and reached pudu at 10.50..Just in time to leave.

Before the bus left, Kevin made me laugh my left nut off...This was what happened.

Kevin: Dilarang Mer-Okay-Okay...

Me: What?

Kevin: *repeats slowly* Dii....La....rang.......... Mer.....Okay...Okay.....

Me: Wtf? I dunno what u saying...

Kevin: *points at sign*

Me: *laughs balls off*

Lots of stupid conversations like this going on the entire way there.. It seems there are no banana trees in china..and he wanted too see one..So i spent an hour finding a banana tree and finally we passed one..i showed it too him and he said...Oh outside our house got...wtf...

So we reached Kuala Perlis,Kedah around 7.30 pm... and the last Ferry leaves at 7.00..So we had no choice but too spend a night there and wake up the next morning too head to langkawi..

The next morning.. We got up and took the 7am ferry to Langkawi... ..
The inside of the ferry was incredibly hot, So i spend most of my time outside and enjoying the view and fresh taste of salt on my face...

We left the Jetty at 7am sharp...The sun wasn't even up yet.....

Me and Kevin...

Taken by Kevin when i wasn't looking.

We reached langkawi at 8am.. So the Ferry ride took an hour...

Getting of the ferry....

Langkawi Jetty .. We got stuck inside for an hour because Kevin couldn't believe how cheap cigarette's were over there. He said he is gonna buy 10 cartons on the day we leave and bring back.. Me and the shop keeper were telling him...Cannnot...One person only allowed to bring one carton...But he still insisted on buying 10.. -_-.

We decided to stay in The Lanai, I stayed there before and i remembered it wasn't that bad.
We got there at 9.30am and our room wasn't ready.. They said it would be done at 2pm..So we went down too the hotel beach to pass time....

See the rocks on the side? This is where Kevin went and started turning them upside down too look for clams and other stuff.. He actually ate one live in front of me and said it was good.
So i joined in and we started collecting live clams and stuff..We planned to bring back too our room and boil them for lunch...

The rocks had lots of sharp shells stuck to the sides and Kevin practically tore his finger tips to shred's after he tried to lift a rock that was to heavy.

His hand was bleeding so heavily and i asked him if he was okay. He replied saying No problem. I ask if pain...He say no...then washed the blood of with sea water and rubbed sand on it... Wtf.. all that salt must sting a little... China people must really have high pain tolerance..

We continued searching for clams....

Then......

Kevin: Oh shitt!

Me: What?!
Kevin: *Says something in chinese*

Me: WHAT !? I DUNNO WHAT U SAYING.

Kevin: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss * imitates a snake movement*

Me: WTF!? *starts to turn away wanting to run away* I love snakes but i heard sea snakes were really dangerous okay? heh.

Kevin: No! Come...We find..

Me: Zzzz...okok...

We lifted a huge rock where apparently the snake was hiding...

and...found out it was just a mud skipper...

After we were done collecting..We went for a swim in the beach... we tried to go as far as we could and see how deep it was...

After about 15 meters from the shore...I did not dare try and see how deep it was because i am very very very afraid of live fish...

So i asked kevin to do it...

He went down...When he came up i asked him..

Me: How deep?

Kevin: *Points 2 fingers*

Me: 2 meters?

Kevin: No... 2 people!

hahaha.. i love the way he explains things... if you did not get it... 2 people meant.. it was so deep that two people could stand on top of each other then they would reach the bottom..

After we done swimming...we went back to the lobby to check if our room was ready...
but it still wasn't..

So we went to the pool to relax...

The View of the hotel Pool...

Me very tired....It was a really hot day...

Then we gave up waiting for the room and decide to go......FISHING~~~

it was rm350 for 4 hours and the boat would pick us up at the hotel beach...

So we went fishinggggggggg....

We had to share the boat with another couple....

So we pay half only...=D

I love fishing. But i don't dare touch live fish.. Heh..

On the speed boat...Going Fishing.~

Kevin caught the first fish.......

Since my line wasn't biting i took a picture of it...

We caught a few more fishes.. None of them really anything to boast about..So i took no pictures =p

At 5pm our time was up and we headed back to our hotel.

On our way back to the hotel... i took some pictures of some really beautiful stuff ...

Me loving the splashing of the sea on my face....

View of our hotel from the boat... The woman swimming there thought i was taking her photo.. Haha...

We changed..took a shower and and went out looking for a place to eat..We were starving because we skipped lunch to fish...

Oh btw, SeaFood in langkawi=EXPENSIVE. We assumed because it was close to the ocean, so food would be cheap..

This was the restaurant we dined at...

Wondering if the owner really hates his mum Or loves her...

The portion size of the food was really small..And yet pricy...
Our meal cost us rm180++... blahs....

Took no pictures because we were starved and could not waste time taking pictures..

This with this... ends day one...
I would continue but then most of you would die from scrolling down. :D
So ill finish the rest of my trip in another post...
=))) Good to be back people.!

Things.

2008-10-01T19:56:00.013+08:00

A few things that now mean more then all the gold,books,games and naked women combined.....

Notice i did not include god and family inside...But hey 3rd place...pretty good.....

So those items are.....

first.........

No not me.... The sweater... Prison break sweater! Inside joke....

Then comes..

Japanese coca cola !...
U dare drink this cola of mine...u die. FULL STOP.

And then...............

Sweater again..... Just revealing a tad bit more of myself ;)

then my...

Pocky! Japanese men's chocolate. Ha ha... I dunno if it helps us Men get it on... I would not even think about eating it. Even if was stranded on an island with this.

Now for.....

Again ;D so in love~...... Again even MORE revealing...muahahha... Yes i have cute boxers... My mom picks them out for me. Serious shit.

Next is my..

Sumo key chain! now my keys don't look so naked. =))

And finally...

Not the cigarettes.. I wouldn't call my relationship with my cigarettes love...More of an addiction =p..

My Celtic cross lighter. Always wanted to get a Celtic cross tattoo on my back..But i have always been sidetracked by other tattoos... So in the meantime...its on my lighter ;)

ahhh...hiakz is really a happy man now...

*hearts*

ps: Selamat hari raya people. I wont be posting for a few days as i am of to langkawi for a much needed holiday with my mates.. Do enjoy your hols/raya!

Happy days.

2008-09-28T21:57:00.006+08:00

You know when you were young and your parents bought you a toy...
You cant wait till you get home so you can try it out...

This is how i feel today...

However now i am a big boy...I don't ALWAYS rely on my parents for my "toys"..
Sometimes i get them my self. ;)

So i went over to MPH bookstore to look for a book for my sister...

And i found THIS....

The Third book is out!
If your a hardcore fan of this trilogy by Christopher Paolini, I know you must be saying
"wtf NOW ONLY U KNOW!? "

yes yes...i was a little late... But i got it..okay?

Look how thick it is?

I think i had a few tiny orgasm's while holding this book while imagining of all the fun sleepless nights we are going to have together.

Rm89.90. Well worth the money.

Hiakz is a happy boy today!

Something Different.

2008-09-23T20:18:00.008+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates people. A lot has been going on lately.

Now for something new and i am sure not many of you have seen post like this going around.....

I am going to attempt to gain 15 Kg in two months.

Now for the past few years, I have never lost any weight nor gained any. I never really cared much about my health, I eat when i want and my meals are so inconsistent that there was once i just eat once a day.

Sometimes i eat like a king, Calling Mac-D and having mac-Donal's everyday for a whole week.
Other times, I just eat Maggi Mee Kari for a whole week.....2 packets of that...with an egg inside...simply divine... Its cheap and taste great...

So recently i joined this health institute thing, It cost me rm370 to join and so far i have no regrets...despite my body aching whenever i move.

So the trainer said i need to gain 15 kg...If i want my body too end up looking really good...and i think...its going to be good for my health.....But for a guy my age...MAIN priority i get a nicer looking body after this =p

The plan is this...

Ha ha..I drew that my self..Yes i am an artist.. Anyway... I have to put on 15kg..and get "fat".....
After i am "fat" then we move to the next stage which is magically changing all that fat into muscles...
God i hope it works....
Hopefully i don't give up half way and end up stranded after the diet works..

So he put me on this diet...

Its rather fun...Because of instead of controlling the amount of food i take like most diets... Its the exact opposite..

I have to eat 6-7 times a day...

Rice would be my staple... Obviously..what else would be the staple for asian's... But LOTS of it... so i will have rice for breakfast lunch dinner... I need the energy... ;)

Then comes the fun part...

Lots of Ice cream everyday... I now consume maybe 3 bowls of the above everyday...

and.....

Two bars of the above everyday..... The interesting thing is...

2 chocolate bars a day x 60 days = 120 chocolate bars..

After 2 months i would have officially consumed 120 BIG chocolate bars..thats like more chocolate then an average person would have in his/her entire lifetime.

Also i now consume 4-6 hard boiled eggs everyday....

Lots of meeeeeaaaaaaat....

So i have been doing this for almost a week now.. I will keep you all updated on how this plan of mine goes...

Before i started this i tipped the scales at just below 65...
Now i am a whooping 66.8..
Not much difference.. but it starting too work =)

Wish me luck people ;)

Stupid Stuff i see at work..

2008-09-16T13:23:00.006+08:00

Being a chef student is kinda hectic, We normally have class everyday, and some starting as early as 7am. However this semester i only have classes 3 times a week. All of those are 7am classes and last for about 3 hours . This means i have half of the day to do nothing so i got a job in a CC ( Cyber-Cafe ) nearby.

The pay is good. Since i have been working here on and off for quite sometime now, I no longer get paid by hour. Instead its a fixed Rm1000 a month. Its not much but its one easy job.

All i have to do is sit down. Watch TV. Play some games to pass time.. and also act as a cashier.

Now.. i have seen lots of stupid people in my line of work.

I've seen kids, barely teens. Come in and try and sometimes succeed too steal stuff... We lost a good deal of headsets...

Had my share of runaway customers. Runaway customers= They come...Ask for a PC..we open it...and after they play...they leave without paying...
Some of them even dare to come the next day..after running away without paying.... We caught them OFC....

And then..................... we have the porn watchers...

In my opinion.. CC's are strictly for Gaming,Internet usage,Last minute assignments typing usage ONLY...
Watching porn and getting a hard-on and constantly going to the toilet to relieve your self from the hard-on SHOULD BE DONE AT HOME IN PRIVATE.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU GET HIGH.

So let me tell you about this customer i have.. Let's call him Mr.X..

So Mr.X...Im guessing he is somewhere between 30-40... Has hair on his arms that rivals that of my head.. Oily hair,Yellow teeth.. Dirty look...etc...etc...etc...

Every time he comes, Sure sit same place , In one corner where he is not easily seen.

He sits there....tilts his monitor to the side.... AND WATCH PORN...wtf....
Den he will go toilet.....stay there for a few minutes..den come back...AND WATCH AGAIN...
den he will go toilet...this goes on and on...till he is dry i guess...

This photo i took after he left.. See the red circle, Shows u how he tilt the screen to stop people from knowing anything..

However...

See blue arrow? that is CCTV camera...right on top of him... From the counter i can see clearly what he is watching.. Stupid fella right?

And no i don't dare check under the table too see sticky or not.. =)

See how convenient the place he chose... Right next to the toilet...

I tried to take some shots of him in action form the CCTV screen...but my phone only 2.0 camera... Really blur....
Mummy if u read this...
*Hints for better phone or a camera*

Sept 16...?

2008-09-16T00:03:00.002+08:00

Sept 16...

Sept 16.............

What day is today again.?

20 Facts about Sept 16.

2008-09-13T17:26:00.006+08:00

Lots of controversy about the up coming Sept 16-Th.
Lots of people hoping the rumours that are being passed around are true.

In this post,

I would like to highlight 20 events that i am sure not many know about Sept 16.

Malaysia was granted independence on 31st August. However, Malaysia was officially formed on Sept 16. This was when Sabah & Sarawak and Singapore decided to join with West Malaysia to form Malaysia. So in my opinion Sept 16th should be the real Merdeka for us.

Don't believe? Check your Sejarah/History text books you have hidden or left untouched.

Seeing this picture brings back Nightmares.

Oh all those days i spent trying to stay awake for Sejarah lessons.
On Sept 16, 1989 Hiakz aka Reuben was born.
On Sept 16, 1990 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 1 year old.
On Sept 16, 1991 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 2 years old
On Sept 16, 1992 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 3 years old.
On Sept 16, 1993 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 4 years old.
On Sept 16, 1994 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 5 years old.
On Sept 16, 1995 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 6 years old.
On Sept 16, 1996 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 7 years old.
On Sept 16, 1997 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 8 years old.
On Sept 16, 1998 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 9 years old.
On Sept 16, 1999 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 10 years old.
On Sept 16, 2000 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 11 years old.
On Sept 16, 2001 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 12 years old.
On Sept 16, 2002 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 13 years old.
On Sept 16, 2003 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 14 years old.
On Sept 16, 2004 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 15 years old.
On Sept 16, 2005 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 16 years old.
On Sept 16, 2006 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 17 years old.
On Sept 16, 2007 Hiakz aka Reuben turns 18 years old.

So anyone knows whats happening on Sept 16, 2008? ;)

Win BIG...

2008-09-11T12:37:00.002+08:00

Wang besar Wang besar...

Want to stand a chance to win a Sony VAIO laptop , digi cam and other goodies from Sony?

Just answer a few questions, so far i answered ONE ..and i got it correct.

Oh, This is for Malaysians only. =)

So if you are interested click Here.

10 ways to know if you are sick...

2008-09-07T13:35:00.003+08:00

You start shivering when everybody else is sweating and complaining about how hot Malaysian weather is...AND...When everybody else is complaining how cold the room is you are sweating bullets..
You don't feel hungry. If you do eat,It stays in for about an hour....Then you rush to the toilet and it comes out. Either North or South.
Your nose starts leaking profusely, and the river never ends. You start sneezing madly till your nuts/uterus almost falls out.
Panadol(pain killer) starts to be your best friend.
You sleep for 12 hours and when you wake only because you need to take a piss but STILL feel weak/exhausted even after the 12-hour sleep.
People tell you that you look pale. But in the mirror you just look as ugly as ever.
Your start too lose some weight due to constant vomiting/vomiting from the southern region.
You feel miserable and depressed.
Spend so much time in the toilet you practically live there.
Dreamed about drinking the worlds largest Margarita , and woke up in the toilet and there was salt on the toilet lid.

Yes people i am sick.

Pretty sure its nothing serious, Just a common cold i guess.

I will survive!

Definetly not a post on merdeka.

2008-08-31T05:48:00.011+08:00

Seeing so many posts on the Merdeka celebration that was going on.

I decided to give all you readers a break.

Well...........not really, actually the main reason i am NOT also posting about Merdeka is because i stayed at home and had the countdown in nuffnang chat box...

Why?

I read in the papers that Government cut down the money that was going to be allocated for this years Merdeka from Rm40mil to Rm20mil. No money=No fireworks.
I don't blame the Government though since there is the raise in oil price...etc...etc...etc...

It was something that was bound to happen....

Just like Death,Cancer and World War 3.

So why go if no fireworks? 50% of the Malaysian population are not Patriotic enough to go to a Merdeka parade and get stuck in hours of roadblock/jam if there are no bloody fireworks!

or maybe just me.

NOW.......................

I also realized i have yet to put up a post about me.

So this post is going to be about ME.

So for all you people that do not know, i am known as Reuben.
I am also Culinary Arts in KDU college.
Since i am a chef to be, Be sure to look out for future post on food.

Now prepare you selves for some cam whore-ing i did back in miri last month,

I know..I know...I look in the mirror everyday and i know for a fact that i am no Brad Pitt.

Not even close.

But bear with me. Please.

This is me in Kfc.

This is me acting Macho.
I don't like to smile not because i have ugly teeth.
I HAVE VERY STRAIGHT AND NICE TEETH.

but because there are some people is this world that just look goofy when they smile.
I am in that category.

Me with my best friend.
I had to bite my lips to hold them shut so i would not smile.
Was soooo happy to hold that stupid snake. I would love that as a pet one day.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
I dare you to rob my house next time.

And yes i do not have perfect eyesight, Thanks to hardcore gaming in my younger days.
I wear specs when I'm lazy to put on contacts.

Me with some girl. It was just a one night thing. Don't worry. My gf is forgiving. I think.

Me with my buddies just chilling.....

ARGHHh, I cant help but say it.
God forgive me.
small.medium.large.
There said it.

Pose for photo tiring okayy...

That's all folks.

Thanks for staying with me and going through this useless post. But i had to post something ;)

I miss Miri. =(

PS : i Promise! no more cam-whoring of ME post after this. I know your eyes cant take it.

I can catch the sun!

yea yea lame lame.

hmm.. if every year they shout Merdeka extra one time... example.. this year 51st=51 times shout... den lets say in the year 3000.IF the malaysia/humankind/earth still around...how many times need shout?

ponders.....

A Tribute To The Cutest Kid in Town.

2008-08-30T04:18:00.012+08:00

Nothing to blog about my outing tonight, Since my brother last minute could not make it -_-;
Watched some boring movie called luckiest man alive.

Now this post is about my Gf's Little brother. He is 1 year 9 months old. Cleaver kid, Cute as hell.

And the best thing is...He knows how to cam whore and pose!
Check it out...

Chilling..............................

How CUTE right?!...........

I quote Joey from Friends...... " How you Doing? "

The pose says it all.....

Poser....

Push Adam Push........

Cute kid right? He looks better in pictures then i do! A lot cuter too. =P
I've always wanted to do modeling but now i think no chance already after looking at these photos of him. Ahhh... my heart just melts looking at it. So cute!!

Anyway hope you all enjoyed the pictures....

Did it make you smile?

At least a little bit?

if not....

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Or Maybe........

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Now? =)

Seriously if you haven't smiled yet. Your heart rivals that of the ice queen.

The Call.

2008-08-29T18:11:00.002+08:00

I was planning to watch a movie today.. And a few hours before i was going too leave for the movie i got a call..from some unknown number.

The conversation went something like this;

Reuben : Hello?

Unknown: Hello, Reuben.. Dave here, are you going out later?.

Reuben : What?* I'm not deaf, I just din know who he was yet*

Unknown: Dave here! are u going out later?!

Reuben : *i seriously no idea who is Dave* Who are you oh?

Unknown: YOUR BROTHER LA!

Reuben : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................... David......

HA HA....His voice sounds so diff on the phone okay? ... It was like that scene in Friends... Where Phoebe knocked on her sister,Ursula's door with a conversation slight similar to the above.

Anyway changed my plans a bit. Still gonna go watch movie but instead of watching it at One-U, Ill just go to Curve. Since thats where he wants too meet up. So i will blog about tonight later on.

See ya.

My collection of Tattoos.

2008-08-27T22:01:00.007+08:00

The title speaks for it self. I will let the pictures do all of the talking . =)

Starting with the first tattoo i got..at 17...

1. The Tribal Rose.

My Gf's name is Rose. You do the math...

2. The Bar Code.

My Gf's IC number =P.....*seriously*

3. The Snake.

front view.

Side view.

I was born in 1989. So that makes me born in the year of the snake according to Chinese calender. I wanted something fierce .... And dragons were so common.... Something different i guess... Its not finished yet...Still need coloring/shading/etc. Pain as hell tho...chest area....

4. The Bio-mech Cover up Tattoo.

This is my most recent tattoo..And i have already talked about it in post few weeks back,so i wont say much about it. It was meant to cover up a tattoo i did not like very much. Always wanted something colorful.

Guess that is about it.
Which do you like best? =P

Olympics

2008-08-25T16:36:00.007+08:00

How many of you all watched the opening ceremony few weeks back?
Remember that cute little girl that sang china's national anthem?

Well apparently the sweet voice we heared that night was not hers. It belonged to a 7 year old girl, That was not cute/pretty enough too sing.

Girl on the left is the real voice of the song on the opening ceremony. Girl on the right is the cute one whom we all saw during the opening ceremony.

Its almost like the Korean movie 200 pounds of beauty. Beautiful singer who can sing for crap and only lip sings and the not so beautiful REAL singer who has a great voice and sings for the beautiful singer without the public knowing the truth.

More info on this 7 year old singing thing HERE.

Now also another subject i found interesting and humoured me,which is also a subject on the Olympics was this. Watch the video too understand what i am rambling about.

"The first rule in Taekwondo is you cannot kick the referee in the head ".
Ha ha... So i googled it up..
And no such rule... So actually can kick the judge!
Proof HERE.

Malaysia.

2008-08-24T17:53:00.003+08:00

What happened to Malaysia?
Back when i was young, I always thought Malaysia as the worlds most peaceful Country. We have so many different races and religion's which seemingly were co-excising in peace.
We did not have much problem with racism. Did not hear about the crazy stuff that has been going on lately...or maybe it was hidden from us...who knows...But lots of secrets and skeletons from closets of the past are being revealed to us now. Every day you hear about past scandals about this and that..

I am not one too care much about politics, but looking at what is going on. It has me worried on what we might turn into in the future. Sure you might call this modernization our country but does that also include the rise in ALL the bad bad things you hear that's been going on lately.
So you lower the price of oil by a measly few cents in hope that we forgive you for all of your sins.
What are we, Children? Did you think that if u gave us cheaper candy and we start too like you again? maybe if you give it too us free, i think a lot of us would start too really like you =)

Malaysia has a lot too offer the world. We have some of the greatest beaches and islands you can find. I have always been proud of the fact we have all this kick ass tourist destinations and hope we stay this way..A peaceful country.

Seriously what don't we have? In the states you get tourist that can have fun and socialize with dolphins....

Here we have this!

;)

Solitude.

2008-08-21T14:26:00.012+08:00

I woke up today at around 1pm had a smoke and went too take a bath. I was in the toilet for a good 30 minutes, taking my sweet time... When i was finally done, i headed into my room and when i entered the smell hit me so hard that i practically gaged and stop breathing. How the hell did i sleep in this smell,Let alone not notice it when i woke up. I guess once u smell something bad for long enough you will get use to it and then you wont even notice it till you actually get out and realize how bad it really is...

This is what my room looks like now...

and this is another shot from a different angle....

I was trying to find where that horrid smell was coming from. It smelt like a mixture of urine+shit. I knew where the urine smell was coming from........

Blue arrow is garbage and its starting to reek. Red arrow is where my dog goes and pee....So cleaver right? Recently only i trained him to do that.. However he still dunno how too shit there.. So i have too hunt down for his shit... Which is stinking up my room....

So while i was hunting...I decided too take more pictures of the room so you can see what living in solitude is like for a guy like me.. So here was one picture i took of my table where i sit down and play Dota,Blog and other stuff. =D~

From the picture you can see what i cant live without.. My laptop and Mc Donalds. When your feeling hungry and 12am onwards Mc Donalds is your savior... Just call 1300-13-1300. So i was looking at that photo and i saw it!! Right under my nose..... Can u find it??

Here let me help you...

See!! now lets take a closer look at that too confirm it...

Yeap...Finally found the culprit..

So is anyone still hungry?

Sorry!! if i made anyone throw up their breakfast,lunch,dinner,supper.

Gonna be busy today... Have too clean the room. Seriously clean it..Meaning mop..sweep..wipe.. T_T

Interracial love.

2008-08-19T13:39:00.005+08:00

My much needed holiday is finally over. 18 days in Miri felt like a few days. Nothing interesting really happened. All i did was spend time with my friends and family. Which left me little time too spend time with my self. So i hardly got too be alone so i couldn't update this blog.

Anyway, I am glad i made it back here safely. I always hated leaving home.. Partly because i will miss my family but the main reason i hate leaving home is because it means i have to go through two hours of constant fear when i am on a plane. Yes, i have a bad fear of heights and i also i do not like the feeling you get in the airplane where your not in control. So basically a two hour flight means two hours of constant praying and praying and then more praying.

So anyway i was at this thing in ONE-U a few weeks back and i saw a black and a white going at it. Right there in public. Have they no shame? The black obviously was the male. I guess it is getting more common,This interracial love thing. I guess the saying was right. Once you go black, you cant go back. Anyway back to the subject, There they were going at it right in public where everyone could see and the white seemed too be in pain a little , However the black kept going and going and finally it was over. I even managed too get a photo of it with my phone. Check it out...

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Now what exactly was on your mind there? =D

Busy..busy.....

2008-08-04T18:37:00.003+08:00

I am now back in Miri. Just like i predicted, Ive too cook for a bunch load of people.
Anyway.. i wont have much time on my own. So...wont be blogging for the time being...Will be back in business soon...ciaoz.

The new, The old.

2008-07-26T15:07:00.006+08:00

Sorry for the late update. Was busy with family coming over to send bro too Lkw and with someones bday coming up i have been running around finding a suitable gift.

So just recently,after about 6 sessions and unimaginable pain i finished my newest tattoo. It started out with me wanting too cover up a tattoo i regretted doing and ended up me getting this awesome new tattoo.

Early january this year when i was back in Miri for my holidays i got a stupid tattoo done by some unknown artist in Bintang plaza (Parkson). It was all unplanned for, I just had too much time on my hands and there was not much too do in Miri..

This is was the result of getting a little too impulsive and not thinking hard before getting something like a tattoo done.Them being career killers and all.

After a few months of insults from friends telling me how bad it looked i decided too get it covered up. Wanted too go to the popular Borneo Ink too get it done but when i went they were closed so i headed down too another shop i heard of, Black cats tattoo studio. Black Cats is located in the new wing of Sunway pyramid in Asian avenue. Anyone that wants too get a tattoo done i highly recommend this place. Joshua,one of the artist has been doing tattooing for 14 years and his work is really good.

I couldn't decided on what i wanted to have as a cover up so i told them too do whatever they wanted as long as it looked good. Ended up getting a Bio-Mech Theme Tattoo done. Bio mech stand for Bio Mechanical. Something like tentacles and weird monster looking parts.
The thing about Bio-mech is that it is extremely hard too do because there is alot of colouring involved. The artist has too mix up countless of colours too achieve a nice 3d looking tattoo.Price was ok. Cost me around Rm900.

Anyways this is my new tattoo..

Meanings.

2008-07-22T11:53:00.005+08:00

Im not a big fan of stuff like this, I normally find them a total waste of time. However now that i am on my holidays i have lots of time to waste.

I stumbled upon this name meaning thing.Tried it out and the results were quite accurate. Seriously! i saw the first line of it and i already knew...damn..thats me...=p

However i started to receive these emails about some brazilian guy that can predict stuff. I think that is a load of crap. If he can really predict stuff he should be one hell of a rich guy by now. Everyday go predict TOTO/4D numbers for himself. Besides if he can predict, Why not give some warning before the earthquake in china? or 9/11 ? or countless other stuff that result in the loss of lives. However september is coming soon, See if his predictions come true o not ..If not mistaken there was something supposed to happen in September,right?

anyway below is the name meaning thing. Since my blog makes every single word i write into BOLD no matter i choose it too be or not. I put the stuff that i think were scarily accurate to me in a larger Font.

What Reuben John Marcus Means

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.

And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.

You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.

You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.

Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.

You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.

You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.

You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.

You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.

You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.

A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Try it out for yourselves and see for your selves how accurate it can get .
My new tattoo is finally done. Next post will be about that..and some other random stuff that happened yesterday...

Journey to the Center of the Curve.

2008-07-20T09:37:00.001+08:00

Extra long post ahead.... beware....

Exams are finally over. I took a off day from my job for a much needed break to just enjoy my self and have some fun. The original plan was to spend my day at the Zoo. I wanted too be a kid again. Hoping it would bring back some memories of my childhood.

However to my dismay, i woke up 7 hours too late for the Zoo. It was 3pm. So i decided to head over to the Curve and spend the rest of my day there. Theres not much you can do at The curve . Maybe have a nice bite to eat at one of the many pricey restaurants that they have there and watch a movie or two , in my case Three.

I reached Curve at four with a special someone,We hurried up to the Cineliesure and lined up for the tickets. Because it was a Saturday i had to stand in the bloody line for a good 30 minutes.
The movies i picked were...

-5:15pm Journey too the Center of the Earth.

-7:30pm War of the Dragons.

-9:30pm Red Cliff.

30 minutes later and a grand total of Rm66 gone we finally got the tickets.

Seeing that we had 45 minutes till our movie starts we headed downstairs to get some food. We settled for The Manhattan Fishmarket. Its nice restaurant located in The Curve Cineliesure. Nothing too fancy.

Since its been a long time since i had a chance to get out and just enjoy my self due too my hectic schedule of having to juggle work and class at the same time. I decided too pamper my self a little. I ordered a Fried Seafood Platter that was meant for 2-3 Persons.

After only 10 minutes waiting the food arrived.I was pleased at how fast the food arrived.So this is what the fried seafood platter looked like...

Nothing special about it. Just Seafood that was cut up, Dipped into a mixture of flour/eggs and other stuff and deep fried. Halfway into the meal i found out that the prawns were not cooked. It was not even close too being cooked. It was still transparent instead of the white-ish with a little red-ish colour on the skin. That ruined everything for me and i lost my appetite instantly. So we Tapao-ed the rest of the food,payed rm80 for the food and headed over too our first movie...

Journey to the Center of the Earth.

The first movie was Journey to the Center of the Earth. I wanted to watch Dark Knight but instead the special someone choose this. So i went in not thinking it was going to be a good movie. However, It turned out too be a really good movie. The movie is based on the classic Jules Verne novel “Journey to the Center of the Earth". I wont be a spoiler and spoil anything for those of you that want too watched it. Overall, Its a great movie too watch with your Kids and people who are young at heart like me. There is nothing too scary.Great story line. However too watch this movie without the 3-d glasses you will miss out on some great visual effects.

Now for the 2nd movie i watched...

War of the Dragons.

I watched this in December 2007 at home and back then it was called D-wars. Little did i know it was the same god damn movie. Why did they change the name here? and why the hell did it only appear in Cinemas here 8 months after i watched the DVD. It was a total waste of my Rm22 and 2 hours of my life not because it was my 2ND time watching. I wouldn't mind paying too watch movies like 300 for the 2Nd or even 3rd time. In fact i think i did watch 300 three times in the cinema. Once with my mom, then with my GF and then with my GF again because i loved it so much. War of the Dragons sucked so bad. I did not even noticed how bad it sucked till i watched it yesterday. Story line was bad. Acting was bad. Only thing that was did not suck was the visual effects of the Dragons . Also why is it called Dragon wars when you can only see a celestial dragon for a little less then 2minutes in the entire film. Call it Snake wars or something.... All an all the movie was not something i would advise you too watch. Unless your a fan of big monsters destroying a city and can put up with the horrible acting/story line and not pass out from the constant Shrieking from that bloody snake. Snakes don't bloody Shriek..

Now for the last movie i watched....

Red Cliff

An Amazing movie. I have always been a fan of war movies. I love too see huge armies gather and charge into battle. This movie has one of the best battle scenes ever. It is the most expensive Asian movie ever too be made. Took about 80 million. AND too all the people that want to watch this take note that it is divided into 2 parts. Yes, There is part one and then part 2 which will be aired January 2009. I on the other hand went in not knowing any of this. So when the ending came, I practically yelled WTF? . They picked a great place too end the first part. So red cliff part 1 is a cliff hanger. It leaves you wanting for more.
I have no knowledge in ancient Chinese history but basically this movie is based on the popular "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". It is funny at times but mostly packed with action scenes and amazing battle strategies that have never before been seen in other movies. Most war movies all you get is either Enemy army charging blindly into the good guys armies or visa versa. Here you see the strategic battle formations and how it is pulled off. Also not for the faint hearted. Lots of blood and gore tho most of it looking quite fake escpecially the colour of blood which is very bright red. Still a great movie too watch for all you fellow war fans.

Well that sums up my day. Had a great time and i got my much needed break from a hectic life. Will be back to Miri Soon. Cant wait =) Mummy said she found my dog Jackys puppy. I wonder how that happened. Last i checked..Jacky was a male..

Monster.

2008-07-14T00:02:00.001+08:00

Do you remember the cookie monster from sesame street. ?

He would gobble up cookies and leave crumbs all over the place.
Obviously that puppet could not swallow because its just a puppet so thats why the he always leaves that much crumbs lying around .
I didn't know that at that time.
I loved that monster.. I even tried to eat cookies just like he did.
Always leaving a mess and leaving the crumbs all over the place..

Anyway now i bring too you the new puppet of sesame street...

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The French Fries Monster.

Sleepy.

2008-07-09T07:14:00.001+08:00

Exams are coming up soon.

Everyone is busy studying and i am busy working.

The CC where i work is currently having a shortage in staff. I just worked 20 hours and counting non stop. I wasn't forced into it. I kinda stupidly said.. "Hey, No staff tonight right. So i work lah."

I regret being so kind.

But its not that bad.. I spent the extra overtime finishing off my assignment's. Which is due later. Now that its finally finished i decided to post something up.. i need something too keep me from falling asleep.

I called my mom the other day too buy me a ticket home on the first of august and she called yesterday too confirm it.

Miri . Have you missed me. ?
I've been gone for quite some time and i am finally coming back too you.!
How much have you changed? Did u get a new flyover? or are you just gonna stop at two.

I cant wait too sleep on the floor again. =) Mummy gave Nicole my bed so i officially have no bed. But the floor is nice. I hear its good for your back. Also the leaking Air con works as an alarm to wake me up when it leaks on my legs/head depending which way i sleep.

The downside of going back is everyone will be asking me the same question.. "What are you going to cook for me"

This will be no vacation for me. I will be busy . . So far i now have too cook for..
Obviously my Family..A few of my cousins...My gf's family..A few friends....And now i have too cook for Danny Oii because he was not pleased with me just cooking maggi goreng for him last year , neither was he pleased with how it tasted. ;)

Like they got teach me too make maggi goreng in Culinary arts . Blah~

anyway ill be home on the 1st and ill be around for 2-3 weeks. =)

Dear Daddy..

2008-07-05T01:29:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hi daddy. Its that time of the year again! Happy birthday. I love you lots.
I know you might not read this but ill just make a post here anyway, At least here i can pretend I'm talking to you and not feel bad/awkward because you might still stumble upon this blog somehow.

When i was young, i was afraid of you. You would punish me when i did something wrong . I remember accidentally breaking something in the house, and i was worried you would find out. So i hid it somewhere. I remember when i first swore at David and he threatened to tell you. I was worried as hell.. of course these were just the tip of the iceberg. As if were stupid enough to confess to ALL of my sins here. =P

Then i grew older, you saw how much i loved going to GCM's swimming pool too swim so you signed me up for a inter-school swimming meet. I remember the event i took part in was 50 meters freestyle. I even remember telling you my plan on how i was going to swim it. "The first 25 meters i will imagine I'm being chased by piranha's, the next 15 meters ill imagine I'm being chased by baby alligators and for the last 10 meter sprint to the finish ill imagine I'm being chased by sharks.
I also remember getting last in that event.

Then after that swimming meet.You signed me up for training. There my life changed. Before swimming i was something like 140 cm and 50kg. After a few years of HARD training and a growth spurt i was 170cm and 60kg. I was no longer that chubby boy any more and had a decent build . I could see how proud you were of me when i was swimming. I was making something out of my self. Representing the school,city and even state in swimming meets every few months. I remember how proud you were when i won a medals in individual events while representing Sarawak .

And then it all ended.

I started to get out of hand.

I quit swimming.

Screwed up in school.

Barely passed exams.

Got into the hospital twice.

I started to give you more and more sleepless nights worrying about me. Till the point where we actually stopped talking. I cant say how much i regret that part of my life. Because now talking to you is harder then it was when i was young. Because i feel guilty every time i talk too you,because i know how i badly i hurt you. I know i did not turn up the way you imagined i would. But i feel i am still the same person as i was 18 years ago. I am who i was meant to be.

For all those times i hurt you with my actions. I am truly sorry daddy. I am the kind of guy that doesn't like to show my emotions to those around me. If i dislike something, i keep it stocked up inside. If i want too show someone i love them. I do it by getting them a gift,cooking them dinner or Something that involves action instead of words. I was never good at words.Every time I wanted to talk too you , i want to tell you how much i love you and how sorry i am but i cant. I am sorry. Anyway its your birthday today. I think ill bring you out for a classy lunch with some money i saved up just for today. Oh and i cant remember how old you are now.. was it 51? or 52.? =P sorry! I am bad at remembering stuff..

So happy 50"something"-th birthday daddy ! You are the best dad i could ever have.i love you lots.

Sending me off at the airport.Mummy sure does look happy
At the fact i am leaving home once and for all =/

Love,
Reuben.